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White Lotus Characters Ranked: From Insufferable to Iconic

Ranking every major character across all White Lotus seasons by how watchable they are.

By Showmaster9 min read2,000 words

The White Lotus excels at creating characters who are simultaneously despicable and fascinating. You hate-watch them, root against them, and somehow still care about their fates. Let's rank them all.

The Staff: Working Class Heroes

Armond (Season 1): The GOAT. Murray Bartlett created a character who was both villain and victim, his spiral into chaos a direct response to guest entitlement.

Valentina (Season 2): Sabrina Impacciatore brought depth to a woman hiding behind her professionalism, her journey both funny and moving.

The staff always serve as our moral anchors—the ones who see the guests clearly and judge accordingly.

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